zombieatemyneighbors:

burgundyoctopus replied to your post: You never truly know the worth of buyi…

tell us the story

Okay, so there I was, updating my league patch (which is still updating by the way, while I procrastinate packing) and I look outside the room I’m in, and I see somethign on the ceiling which I assume is a spider. So I walk out to check what it is, and its a FUCKING YELLOW JACKET WASP. Naturally, I slightly panic and decide to fling open my roommate’s door. The following conversation ensued:

Me: Dude.

Lucas: What?

Me: There’s a wasp on our ceiling.

Lucas: Then why did you open our door?

Jonathon: *Intense League of Legends related screaming*

Me: I don’t know.

Lucas: Well. Are you gonna kill it?

Me: *pulls out replica sword from Sword Art Online* Yes.

So I unsheath my sword, and slowly draw it to our home invader. I panic.

Me: *opens lucas’s door* I don’t think I can do it.

Lucas: Why?

Me: What if I miss?

Lucas: Then it’ll sting you.

Me: I’ve never been stung by a wasp before.

Lucas: Well it hurts, but you’ll live.

Jonathon: *more screaming*

Me: I’m going back in.

So I pull the sword closer this time, and thrust with all my might. The metal slightly pierces the wood, and I slide the sword across the ceiling, dragging the still alive wasp with it. It hits the ground, missing one wing. I raise my sword and bring it down with the might of a warrior. Its stinger is severed and it has no more means of defense. I use the sword to shove it underneath the carpet so that my cat does not try to eat it. I repeat this with the stinger.

I slayed the beast.

(via villainouslaughs)

problemactic:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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"I’ll be ok. I just need time to be sad."

10 word story (via lettersstrungtogether7)

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toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction."

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince (via feellng)

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

what if they could join forces

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(Source: grindlebone, via villainouslaughs)

graceebooks:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

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taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

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diagon-alli:

its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

This is important.

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