tell us the story
Okay, so there I was, updating my league patch (which is still updating by the way, while I procrastinate packing) and I look outside the room I’m in, and I see somethign on the ceiling which I assume is a spider. So I walk out to check what it is, and its a FUCKING YELLOW JACKET WASP. Naturally, I slightly panic and decide to fling open my roommate’s door. The following conversation ensued:
Me: There’s a wasp on our ceiling.
Lucas: Then why did you open our door?
Jonathon: *Intense League of Legends related screaming*
Me: I don’t know.
Lucas: Well. Are you gonna kill it?
Me: *pulls out replica sword from Sword Art Online* Yes.
So I unsheath my sword, and slowly draw it to our home invader. I panic.
Me: *opens lucas’s door* I don’t think I can do it.
Me: What if I miss?
Lucas: Then it’ll sting you.
Me: I’ve never been stung by a wasp before.
Lucas: Well it hurts, but you’ll live.
Jonathon: *more screaming*
Me: I’m going back in.
So I pull the sword closer this time, and thrust with all my might. The metal slightly pierces the wood, and I slide the sword across the ceiling, dragging the still alive wasp with it. It hits the ground, missing one wing. I raise my sword and bring it down with the might of a warrior. Its stinger is severed and it has no more means of defense. I use the sword to shove it underneath the carpet so that my cat does not try to eat it. I repeat this with the stinger.
I slayed the beast.